- me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy
Having a rough day? Watch this adorable cat with your volume up.
I love this
the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this
We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution
I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life
Infused in the white bead is water from Mount Everest, the highest point on earth. In the black bead, mud from the Dead Sea, the lowest point on earth. Separating the two beads are clear beads, representative of the story we all have to tell. Life moves through cycles, find your balance.
“Sometimes you’re on top of the world, stay humble. Sometimes you’ve hit a low, stay hopeful.”
Best present ever
woah
So for the last 2 years at my school this momma duck comes to the courtyard in the middle of my school & has her babies. She stays there for a little while, & when she’s ready she literally knocks on the door to get out of the courtyard, then walks through the school building and out the back doors of my school (since her babies can’t fly), and takes her little babies to a pond nearby. Nobody brings her to the courtyard or leads her out, she just comes and goes naturally
Last week we had a school dance in the courtyard, and where her and her babies were was completely closed off with caution tape, and our school hired security to make sure nobody went near or harmed the ducks
